Dirty Old Man --- E. Saunders/L. Goldbart

[E]Hangin’ out by the [A]schoolyard [E]gate

[E]Lookin’ up every [A]dress I [E]can

[A]Suckin’ wind through my upper plate

[E]I’m a [A]Dirty Old [E]Man

(dirty old man, dirty old man)

(you fuckin’ dirty old man)

[E]Handin’ out joints to the [A]kids at [E]school

[E]Givin’ out pictures and [A]porn and [E]pills

[A]Fillin’ the front of my shirt with drool

[E]I’m a [A]Dirty Old [E]Man

(dirty old man, dirty old man)

[E]Nervously wiggling my [A]toes in my [E]boots

[E]Communist literature [A]in my [E]hands

[A]Pinchin; all the bosoms I can

[E]I’m a [A]Dirty Old [E]Man

(dirty old man, dirty old man)

(recited in character over 2x verse chords)

[cackle] Hello kiddies. Here I am again on the ol’ schoolyard.

I got thrill pills for all the little chickies

And I got funny cigarettes for all you boys [sniff].

And I got dirty pictures for all of you together!

Well, I guess I’d better go,

I see the campus cops coming…

I better split now.

Remember Leon Trotsky! [cackle]

[E]Hangin’ out by the [A]schoolyard [E]gate

[E]Lookin’ up every [A]dress I [E]can

[A]Suckin’ wind through my upper plate

[E]I’m a [A]Dirty Old [E]Man

(dirty old man, dirty old man)

(disgusting!)

[E]Handin’ out joints to the [A]kids at [E]school

[E]Givin’ out pictures and [A]porn and [E]pills

[A]Fillin’ the front of my shirt with drool

[E]I’m a [A]Dirty Old [E]Man

(dirty old man, dirty old man)

(ya pervert!)

[E]Nervously wiggling my [A]toes in my [E]boots

[E]Communist literature [A]in my [E]hands

[A]Pinchin; all the bosoms I can

[E]I’m a [A]Dirty Old [E]Man

(dirty old man, dirty old man)

(you!)

[A]I’m a [B7]Dirty Old [E]Man.

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